Bar Girl- sardar jee, sex karoge?
Sardar-meri B.B ke tarah karogee?
Bar girl- Tumhari B.B kaise karti hai?
Sardar jee- Free mein.
Sadhu baba- Bachcha! Yadi tumhari B.B ko chudail(ghost) chipk jaaye toh tum kya karoge?
" do baheney aaps main gale mil rahee ho toh bhala mujehey kya aitraaj.
Naresh- Tumhari bhabhi paani sai bahuut darti hai yaar..
Dinesh- tumehey kaisey maloom?
Naresh- kal shaam jab main ghar pahoncha toh wah security ke saath bath tub main thi!
Teacher- khushi sai unki chathi phool gayee ish sentence ko english main likho.
Santa-Due to happiness her chest turned into breast.
Chemistry teacher- What is nightrate( nitrate)?
jee 500 Rs. aur hotel ka charge alag" ladki sharmatey hoye boli..
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