Sardar Jokes

Manager asked to sardar at an interviewCan you spell a word that has more than 100 letters init?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name inEnglish.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'Teacher:
What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar askedhis wife,Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great manborn in this village???Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi JayanthiSo Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don'tknow
who is Jayanthi.

Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first hecut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroachwalked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told thesame.
Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg anddid the same.
At last he cut it's fourth leg andordered it walk!
But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenlysardar said loudly, "I found it.
If we cut cockroach'sfour legs, it becomes deaf.

On a political rally sardar was arrested. Why??? Awoman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS"and He did it.

.When sarda r was traveling with his wife in an auto,the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You aretrying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive


Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to thewashbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeingthis, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardarpointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caughtfire and how will you escape?Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!